Essay pooey poo.

Essays are the biggest waste of time. My friend is in his last year of 3D at some other uni, and has never written an essay for his course!
Literally I don't get it...it's driving me crazy it's not fair i'm really rubbish at this i'm gonna fail at something I don't desire to learn! If I could do English good I would of studied it...well I wouldn't cus I reckon it's boring.
Why do we have to use all that technical jacooni aswell?! If I can explain something in my extremely primative talky...why should I worry about making myself sound all professorish? I'm sure they're slowly turning us into robots who all write the same.
Well I can't be bothered to be a robot. It's not fun like in cartoons and Rocky 4.
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAULIE!'
haha.
wicked.
Well i'm sure it's not the teechers faults we gotta write this ting yo. Just procedure.
Booooring!