The One Shot

My group are lovely amazing people but I just dislike group work.
My ideas are often complex and difficult to explain, or take alot of planning and the use of props/set. This is how I enjoy working. I like everything to be interesting and beautiful. I adore colour correction. I used to work alot with my brother, as he would just do as I say. I think maybe i'm quite bossy.
I cannot physically wait to get my FREEEE (ner ner neeerrr) computay with the adobe creative suite included :P then I can just lalala work all in my very own sweet time.
I'm pretty used to using Final cut, I havn't actually used premier yet, but I hear they're pretty simular. My best friend in the whole wide world, however, will always be after effects. The big grey tarmaccy box with the little yellow togglies. It's beauytiful. If a physical embodiment is ever created, I would marry it like them weirdos that marry thier dogs. Even if like a 10 seccond clip is about a gozillion KB. But everyone has thier faults. I propper need to learn more about exporting an file types an that. The boring stuff...
Do you reckon that's somebodys job? Literally just knowing all the file sizes an types an what to export everything as so it's the best quality for the size file you need....I bet michel gondry has someone for that. But actually I bet he dosn't because he's a genious.
(If you're actually sad enough to read this...i'm not this annoying in real life (well I don't think I am anyway), i'm just avoiding the essay...all makes sense now don'tit!)